No toasters.
These are still two of my favorite favorite submissions on I Can Has Cheezburger…
Oh, yeah, this is a massive self-authorization to engage in moderate public geekiness. Just in case we didn’t catch on.
After an extended battle with MT (say nine hours between trying to figure out what I wanted to do and the actual battle), I figured out how to force it to accept my layouts. The end result is, of course, this horrible nosebleed of a layout that will make you say, “HOLY GOLDFISH THIS IS THE GIRLIEST GUTPUNCH EVER.”
Enjoy.
I’m certainly not the first to use this one, but it’s something I’ve been using a lot lately… CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
When you’re making fun innocent but still n00bish n00bs, there’s nothing like a little caps lock, maybe declaring it to fulfill the function we all thought it fulfilled when we were thirteen and drunk off those first experiments with AIM and ICQ and what all. OMG LOL.
Apparently, the kids today don’t even know what “lol” means. I’m of the generation that originated lol, then abandoned it and all other abbreviations in favor of complete sentences, real words, and even the occasional semicolon. Oh, hell yes, I use semicolons on AIM. What if I’m making a complex list but don’t want to have multiple sends (because that would indicate that I welcome response to the parts as well as to the hole)? I’d better use a semicolon.